Over 99705

For Demotivational Poster

SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.

TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...

EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead

TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.

DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either

TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm


THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.

TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.78/5

SPECIAL FORCES - No Yellow Busses Here Thank You


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


TAGS: before
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by steph1

Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am

and better ...and better

PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather

TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by house

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas

CONFORMITY - It´s the one who is different that gets left out in the cold.


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm

VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."

Conspiracy -

TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am


TAGS: only for a good friend
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:29 pm
A wood chipper and a river work better.
greenejc - June 7, 2013, 4:07 am
A really best friend has land and a backhoe.


TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)

IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less

TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...

MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?

TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.

LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles

TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm

COMMUNITY COLLEGES - A wonderful resource right in your own backyard

TAGS: courses for women
Rating: 4.36/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 16, 2009, 9:21 am
Class 7 is actually an inside joke between the instructor and his wife. Obviously, there are no 'Real Life Testimonials' available.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:06 pm
I hope class seven isnt full yet
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 5:59 pm
ROR, class 2 i can relate to so much it is not even funny!!!!!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:19 pm
Where can my wife sign-up?

CORN MAZE - for blondes

TAGS: corn maze for blondes
Rating: 3.44/5

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rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:55 pm

cannot say I am a fan Doc. I will refrain from voting since we have different ideas of funny, as I don't want to drive rating down
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 6:16 pm
same joke, different caption, different pic.. 74618
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
i don't think so if they approved it
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:36 pm
Pity the picture isn't of a maze-like crop circle.
aesop's folly - January 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
hey admins/mods, hasn't this been done?


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!

WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!

TAGS: wilford brimley diabeetus old
Rating: 4.13/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 11:47 am
I always thought he said you'll get a Dying Fetus LawL


TAGS: life hard fight for love
Rating: 4.95/5

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Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:13 pm
"Oh and since we were renting the motel room by the hour, it woulda cost us all a fortune, too."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:11 pm
made it to the restaurant at all."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
Here goes my entry: "Honey. Remember last June when I was over an hour late for our anniversary dinner at M***? Well, that's because I fell asleep beside your sister, after we ... well, you know? Thank god your brother snores or I never would have ...
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:02 pm
Paging Admiral Ackbar ... Admiral Ackbar, please report to the bridge immediately and bring your trademark line.

CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough

TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L

FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass

TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!

POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !

TAGS: pope darth vader force compels
Rating: 3.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
Has anyone else accepted Luke Skywalker as their personal savior?
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
It is the Pope of the Empire I believe...
Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:47 am
Is that a Coptic or Greek Orthodox Pope??



TAGS: airforce military weapon bomb
Rating: 4.92/5

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ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:06 pm
You're coming in 5x5.

Call Me Weird -

TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.

TAGS: bros before hoes puppies sad
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very cute.


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.88/5

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BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bull**** bull**** bull**** bull****. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones

WAR - it's hell

WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy

TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
wicked jester..............boo yah


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.

THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform

TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...

THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google

TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

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sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?

Guilty By Suspicion -

TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.86/5

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premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am

THE FAIL - runs strong in you


LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...

TAGS: law enforcement focus and priorities
Rating: 4.54/5

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Budog - March 23, 2012, 11:03 pm
I actually have great respect for law enforcement, they have a tough, dangerous job and very few people likes a cop until they need one. This one was too good to pass up though.
ughomer - March 22, 2012, 8:21 pm
Hilarious Budog!
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: worst transformer ever
Rating: 4.85/5

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Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 9:02 pm
I'm feeling ya... This poster made wish I was drinking something so it could come out my nose/go all over my monitor ;P
the1stCOMMI3 - July 30, 2011, 2:10 pm
don't youn just hate it when a potentially awesome poster doesn't make it to the front page because of one little 1L bomber?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:36 am



TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

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Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol

AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done

TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am

APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care

FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!

TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.97/5

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red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm
Do they leak automatic tr*** fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
I reckon that would not end well for my p****...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.

THE AIR FORCE - For the guys that couldn't fly in the Marines

TAGS: air force marine fly marines
Rating: 3.27/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:15 am
Air Force: Brave enough to land at higher speeds on weak landing gear.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:30 pm
Right...and TC is a ***k anyway.
rerun - June 22, 2011, 5:47 pm

agree 100%
chase3597 - June 20, 2011, 9:01 pm
who cares its not like anyone watches this movie any way so stop over reacting
jfloate - June 20, 2011, 1:17 pm
This is Navy aircraft you dumbass!

PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.92/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!

TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.

CONFORMITY - Sometimes it's just easier not to fit in.

TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.

MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating

TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

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will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment



TAGS: yoda star wars toast force
Rating: 4.56/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:12 pm
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:46 am
thx everybody. I really wondered that this wasn't done before.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:42 pm
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
still smiling. I met the guy once, he would not it.
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 8:36 pm
Love it.
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
i chuckled, 5L foreskin


TAGS: rerun forecast
Rating: 4.21/5

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godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:40 am
good one, many spend their life this way
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:34 pm
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:29 pm
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:17 pm
Nice one Airman, really enjoyed this one XD

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.

CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp

TAGS: rednech technology alabama forrest gump shrimp
Rating: 3.69/5

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AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 11:07 pm
I wonder the last 2 cars where saw in a "Nascar" event parking lot...


TAGS: coke pepsi transformers optimus megatron
Rating: 4.64/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:49 am
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:48 am
Am I a hypocrit because I invest in Coke, but drink Pepsi?
Ascetic - July 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
LOL! Nice one Hypercat.


TAGS: no forgivness no forgeting mariand
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 1:34 pm
Thank you... this means alot to me :)
tellitlikeitis - October 16, 2011, 9:29 am
Love this one.


TAGS: no chance for the enemy
Rating: 4.21/5

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8amdriveby - April 10, 2015, 12:23 am
Obviously were doing ok since,reportedly, your violent crime rates were 8 times higher than ours in 2011 https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/uk-violent-crime-rate-eight-times-higher-than-the-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 11:02 pm
Everyone invaded the U.S and went to Woodstock. They took a ****tail of s*ds home with them and infected the earth. :)
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 10:17 pm
What about the 60's?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 9:30 pm
The British invaded Washington and burned the White house in 1814. They retreated after a storm.
observingthisplanet - January 22, 2014, 8:11 pm
Be nice. Remember that America had to make and ship rifles over to England during world war 2 because of your "gun free policy". You should also remember That the USA has never been invaded and has only been occupied once. And we kicked their a$$...
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:12 pm
Heh, compost……nowwwww yer gettin’ somewhere. No argument....wait, Greeny? Shyt, thought you were Lister.
Greeny - October 25, 2013, 7:48 pm
Don't you mean compost?
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 6:40 pm
Lister, work with me here. If yer gonna banter, please make it at lease semi-interesting….and do yer best to generate a pertinent point. You’ve either lost me or I took a nap at ‘fries’. (I’m less than 500 days from retirement).
Lister - October 25, 2013, 5:20 pm
Lol, dude, the only thing you need to remember to ask is 'do you want fries with that'
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:30 am
Dang. Nitwits are inbreeding again. Now where’s my fly swatter. Smat smat smat. Heh heh.
Lister - October 25, 2013, 4:44 am
See, the only problem with arming bears or whatever the hell the 1st, 2nd or 3rd amendment says is; you let psycho's have them, clever move guys lol. Hows the kids?, safe enough in school?, better phone and check eh?
GaryO - September 28, 2013, 6:30 pm
Good thinkin’, Al. Butcha gotta admit, still a bit of a sport. It’s like puttin’ out a salt lick for a deer and gettin’ a wart hog. Not whatcha want, but yet purdy good eatin’ if ya field dress it right.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:59 pm
Dude, don't feed the trolls.
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 10:11 am
Wouldn’t trade it fer yer tea sippin’ scone munchin’ lifestyle for the world. Glad we ran yer sissy ‘military’ off a couple hundred years ago. In other words, it’s worked out just fine.
jdmofo - July 12, 2013, 9:20 am
Here in Britain we have virtually no guns and coincidentally there are virtually no shootings. In the US you have the right to bear arms, how's that working out for ya?
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:39 am
If you don't know how to maintain, load, shoot, and aim a pistol you're lacking an important parenting skill.
Bolverk3778 - March 20, 2013, 5:57 pm
The most lethal weapon on the planet, A mother defending her children!

miracles -

TAGS: for jason and yasmin
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2015, 9:11 pm

much happiness my friend
CarpeConquietus - July 18, 2015, 8:52 pm
d*** it Jim. Come into my house and start cutting onion next to my computer. I had to bring the wife in the office to show her and she swears there are onions in here too. Thank you, from our hearts, J & Y.


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.

SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays

TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.47/5

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CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L

TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military

TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor

NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?

TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the f***ers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the f*** wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're f***ed anyway and noone will notice them with all the other f***ers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


TAGS: way more time for fun
Rating: 4.88/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm

the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
I'd say post it to Ph**o Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)

GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.

TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

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pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!



TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.

LISTENING - sometimes mommies are right

TAGS: fork nose injuries
Rating: 3.52/5

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forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:53 am
mommy told him to use a fork... b****

FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

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Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels

DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!

TAGS: too much ass even for culos
Rating: 3.43/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:36 pm
Stupid censorship rules. Oh NO, it's the B word. The 4 letter b word! Run for the hills! I WONDER what the dastardly word I used was. It couldn't be a word that's present in the picture I'm commenting on itself.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Does my b*** make these pants look big?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:00 am
That thought had not occurred to me...but you may be right!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:53 am
It's Pat!


TAGS: procrastination artform
Rating: 4.94/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 12:00 pm
that reminds me I had to do something the day before ye5terday...
ICEMAN - September 1, 2011, 6:46 am
I'll vote on this one later.
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:43 am


TAGS: moving forward
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - September 20, 2011, 9:51 pm
Nice one Verdeckt. 5L
Verdeckt - September 20, 2011, 5:44 pm
Ahhh... It's a Verdeckt original as far as I know
CloudchaserS - September 20, 2011, 10:38 am
So true! We do learn from our failures. BTW, who said that? My google-fu fails me


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)

MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


DIABETES - He wants to tell them about it

ÜBER FAIL - Regular fail does NOT adequately describe this failure!

TAGS: bomb fork lift forklift uber ber fail
Rating: 3.02/5

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... - August 16, 2009, 9:09 am
You could consider it a win. The bomb may be a dud. lol
Jay - June 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Was there something wrong with the solid rubber tires?
Hector - February 11, 2009, 11:08 am
I first saw this as part of a series on, "Why women live longer than men."
WTF - February 11, 2009, 10:54 am
Well, you'll just have to forgive me as I searched tag words like "bomb" and "fork" and "forklift" and saw no motifake using this picture.
agdaniele - February 10, 2009, 7:51 pm
Motifake #6699 did it right. Already. Using "fail" in this instance is an easy way to say "I have nothing creative for this picture."
Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:52 pm
What's worse, is that's a BOMB, and that ph**o was taken at the old Rocky Mountain Arsenal, near Denver, Colorado.

AIR FORCE - "Fit to Sit"

TAGS: air force
Rating: 2.92/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 17, 2009, 11:38 pm
They do have the subtle poisoning down to a fine art, though. I figure 5 or 10 more years, some of the population will be kinda sick for a few days. Just like they planned it.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:32 pm
WvO, Here's a fact for you. China doesn't currently have a landing force capable of taking Taiwan. They wouldn't have a chance against us.
Sauce? - January 17, 2009, 6:30 pm
That's because they use cannon fodder tactics. Besides we kicked their a** once and we'll do it again. We only stopped because we didn't feel like fighting a 3rd country at the time.
Willem van Oranje - January 17, 2009, 5:30 pm
Funny, China could use an army that has 1 soldier to every U.S. citizen. Oh, and dont think your nukes will save you, China has them aswell.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 5:00 pm
Annnnd because they'd get their a** handed to them on a paper plate (we wouldn't want to dirty the good china).
Willem van Oranje - January 17, 2009, 6:56 am
No one invades America cause a land invasion is kinda hard and no one is interested in your sorry excuse for an economy and industry
xxx - January 17, 2009, 6:55 am
well, there have been many attacks on usa.... but then those were "terrorists". its ok when usa attacks, bad when someone attacks usa.... cool isnt it?
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 10:21 am
We kick major a**. No one has enough cojones to try to invade us, nor will they ever so long as we remain a strong country. If folks like barock-o-Bob ran things, we'd be speaking Farsi.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:13 am
hey bob/barockeva, why do think there hasent been a force on force attack in so many years on American soil........duh. i'll tell you why. cause our Air Force is the best in the world. if you control the sky, you control the battlefield...Fact!
Bob - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am
When's the last time the military repelled an attack on American soil?
Nayvee guy - July 20, 2008, 4:18 am
When was the last time the chairforce saved anything?
Air Force Brat - June 24, 2008, 1:52 am
You say that now but when they save your sorry a** you'll be thankful.
Captain Whitey - May 8, 2008, 12:30 pm
Love it.

FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."